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  • Sep. 22nd, 2009 at 1:28 PM
bert
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Because in the great United States of America, no insurance executive should have to suffer!

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A Gift from the Internet Gods

  • Sep. 3rd, 2009 at 10:31 PM
bert
Whatever you are doing right now, stop doing it and go to this link. Funny as hell.

Fic: Exit Strategy, part 2

  • Jun. 1st, 2009 at 9:36 AM
quickie

Title: Exit Strategy
Pairing: Max/Logan
Genre: Action/Adventure with a teeny hint of romance
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don’t own Dark Angel and nobody has ever tried to pay for any of this
Summary:  Lydecker discovers and exploits 452's weakness: Eyes Only.

Notes:  Once upon a time the Jamponyfic community hosted a ficathon, and an unlucky user named

[info]savannahjan  had the misfortune to receive [info]mrsevilpigeon  as her author.  This lazy bird posted the first chapter of the story and then neglected it shamelessly and left it for dead, but a year later the guilt drove her to madness and the completion of the second chapter.  Hope it’s worth the wait.

This story takes place shortly after Pollo Loco.

Also, edited to add that there are some stupid formatting problems, most likely due to my own stupidity.  Just...go with it, ok?

Part 1
Part 2 )

 

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A Thought For This Auspiscious Day...

  • May. 10th, 2009 at 9:40 AM
bert
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. -- P. J. O'Rourke

Happy Mother's Day, everyone.

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Apr. 9th, 2009

  • 10:13 AM
evil! sam
Happy birthday to the brilliant and slightly warped [info]spastic_visions .  Hopefully the zombie apocalypse will hold off until after you have some cake.

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Celebrate Good Times, C'mon!

  • Apr. 1st, 2009 at 9:49 PM
plotting your doom
 I clobbered somebody over the head and briefly stole their internet so that I could sneak online to wish the lovely and talented [info]sharelle  a very happy birthday.  I hope your day is amazing!

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Every Opportunity to Celebrate...

  • Mar. 21st, 2009 at 8:34 AM
bert
Wishing a very happy birthday to [info]geeky_apple !

Your gift is only half way ready and will be very late and I may start picking at the edible parts if I don't get it out soon...but it will be there eventually, I swear.  In the meantime, the eggs send love and will wear their shoes on opposite feet in your honor today.  Happy birthday, Mari.

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I Win. Literally.

  • Mar. 2nd, 2009 at 2:09 PM
Sam

Check me out! 

I'd like to thank my agent and God and my mom and all the little people everywhere who made this possible...


    

   Seriously, thanks!  This is pretty awesome.




 

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Vote Early and Vote Often

  • Feb. 16th, 2009 at 8:13 AM
plotting your doom

I have pretty, pretty banners!

An anonymous benefactor made me some banners for my nominated stories, and I think they're gorgeous!   I'm also totally tickled to have any of my fic nominated in a fandom with so many talented writers, especially since I was a little nervous jumping in.

Look, look!  (Yeah, I really like 'em!  Can you tell?)

 This story can be read here .



  This story is nyah .


Voting is here!

Birthday Wishes and Rainchecks...

  • Jan. 7th, 2009 at 2:08 PM
evil! sam

Happy Birthday to [info]untold_story .  Hope you had a wonderful day!

Regarding you present...I read through your lyrics and they all screamed Zack! at me, so I wrote you a snippet, but it's just not ready for public consumption yet.  So you get a raincheck and an excuse to extend your birthday by another day or two...yay?

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Fic: Oh My God, Venger Killed Kenny

  • Jan. 6th, 2009 at 10:02 PM
I love pigeons

Title: Oh My God, Venger Killed Kenny!

(A Dungeons and Dragons Cartoon/South Park crossover)

Author: mrsevilpigeon

Rating: M for language (because it’s South Park)

Work Count: 1100

Notes: This story is complete crack and is best avoided by all.  It is also inspired by the artistic stylings of
 

[info]sharelle

 

Screw you guys, I'm going home. )

 
 

 

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Random Scribbly Birthday Wishes

  • Jan. 3rd, 2009 at 3:23 PM
plotting your doom

A very happy birthday to [info]r_scribbles!

Just so you know, Scribbles, today is also my niece's birthday.  She is turning two and her name is Violet, which is either solid and dramatic proof of God in the universe or else a really meaningless coincidence...you decide.

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More Christmas Fic! Yay!

  • Dec. 26th, 2008 at 11:21 AM
hotnormal
 

Title:  Distracted

Author: mrsevilpigeon

Rating: T

Word Count: 600

Prompt:  All Alec wants for Christmas is Rachael. (#25)

Notes: This snippet is short and angsty (just like their relationship) and was written for the[info]da_halloween   Christmas prompt Challenge.  Also, can we just pretend that this was posted yesterday? Great.

All litigious parties should consider this story disclaimed.

...his mind was desperate for some gentle distraction... )

 




 

 

Birthday Wishes

  • Dec. 26th, 2008 at 9:16 AM
need a car

I would like to take this oppontunity to wish [info]fauxcynic  a very happy birthday, even though I'm 80% positive she won't stumble upon  this post for days or possibly ever.  Still, you have to sieze every opportunity to celebrate, so happy Birthday!

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Christmas Fic ('tis the season)

  • Dec. 24th, 2008 at 6:18 PM
quickie

Title: A Dark Angel Christmas Carol
Summary:  Max is visited by three spirits. light ML
Word Count: 5000
Rating: T
Notes:  Written for [info]spastic_visions  for the Blah Blah Woof Woof Secret Santa Challenge

Bah freakin' humbug. )
bert

For about a week now I haven't been getting any of my lj alerts or messages.  For awhile I thought it was my Outlook, because I got a big pile of reviews at ff.net that were never delivered (because we all know how dependable that site is), but it really seems isolated to this LiveJournal now.  I'm changing the settings around and reseting everything, but I need to test it.

So please help me out, you guys.  Leave a comment about...um...anything, so I can try and solve this problem, because without my internet, I might just die. 

Oh My God!

  • Sep. 18th, 2008 at 10:00 PM
Drama

Supernatural owns my soul!  Freakin' OWNS it!

Not really spoil-y, but I don't want anybody mad at me... )

The excitement is building...

  • Sep. 16th, 2008 at 6:17 PM
bert
Last seen in [info]spastic_visions 's journal: 
When you see this, post another Supernatural quote in your lj.
Let's see how long this can go on for.

 You fudging touch me again, I'll fudging kill you!
(A Very Supernatural Christmas, my favorite)

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I love pigeons

Comment and I'll give you a letter; then you have to list ten things you LOVE that begin with that letter. Afterward, post this in your journal and give out some letters of your own. 

Random Scribbles gave me U...

1. Urban Growth Boundaries
2.  U2
3.  Underwear that doesn't ride up
4.  Unfortunate Events, A Series of
5. 
University of California, Irvine
6.  Ugli dolls
7. 
USAUSAUSA!
8.  Uncle Shelby's ABZ book
9.  Understanding people
10.  UV protection


 

quickie
A little one shot written for the AURLCO Nekkid 40 prompt 'Ice'.  This is also dedicated to [info]fauxcynic  to make up for that eight bucks I owe her but will most likely never pay back. :-D

Ice )

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